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Too Dank To Crank 

An expression used when weed has too many dank thc crystals to maintain a burnm
This is some fire weed, but it's too dank to crank.

Crank-N-Dank 

The Art of Turning Up the Music and Getting Blazed.
LETS GO CRANK-N-DANK!

crank the dank 

A term used when referring to smoking weed.
"Yo me and tim are finna crank the dank layer, you down?"

Matt got caught cranking the dank by randall.
crank the dank by In the can June 6, 2016

Clank a Dank 

EX. Damn your mother is fucking fine, i want to clank a dank with her.
Clank a Dank by douchebagathon 2000 November 10, 2009

ShitsMcFuck Dankcranker69 

ShitsMcFuck Dankcranker69 is an epic discord user who will meme the shit out of everything, including death, because he's ShitsMcFuck Dankcranker69.
P1: hey, ShitsMcFuck?
P2: XDDDDDDD IM ShitsMcfuck Dankcranker69 AHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026