Dank Wank
Dank Wank by SmoothKemosabe December 19, 2020
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Dank Wank
To preform a Dank Wank is to hide in a cave and release carefully timed wads of man matter on unsuspecting pot holers or spelunkers.
It is not uncommon for a Dank Wank to take upto a week to complete so make sure you have the relevant nourishment to last this time.
This is an advanced move and should not be attempted by amateurs as there is a high risk of injury to ones self during and post act.
It is not uncommon for a Dank Wank to take upto a week to complete so make sure you have the relevant nourishment to last this time.
This is an advanced move and should not be attempted by amateurs as there is a high risk of injury to ones self during and post act.
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Hot dank wank box
Perform a circle jerk onto a cinnamonbun in a sauna. Then proceed to make a bong out of the bun, preferably when the bun is soaked in cum.
Carl: what the fuck did you do in my sauna last night?
Peter: well a hot dank wank box of course, and got high as fuck.
Peter: well a hot dank wank box of course, and got high as fuck.
Hot dank wank box by Karl-Henning February 27, 2018
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