dandy handy
When one holds the base of a man's penis and blows air across the tip until the man reaches orgasm and all the seeds fly away.
dandy handy by Cereal dick February 10, 2015
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Dandy handy
Dandy handy by DSDATURA January 31, 2024
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One of the Most terrifying entities in all of existence known for kidnapping children with lightning fast speed, and eating them with demonic hunger after they say the rhyme. "Roses are red, Bow down to your master, The Children are fast, But the Dandy is faster."
Alright guys I'm gonna summon the Handy Dandy Man. Roses are red, Bow down to your master, The Children are Fast, But the Dandy is faster.
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Ol' handy dandy
When you're horny as a mother fucker and tried your best to find a solution that involves another human being but failed. Ya tried your damndest and finally come to the sad conclusion you've only got one option. Break out the Ol' Handy Dandy and give er. JUST givin er. Classic release when you get that sexy feeling but don't have a bitch (or man meat) kneeling.
Ol' handy dandy by teakayallday July 8, 2018
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