Dan Jones'd

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When you have strong aspirations and mean well with your every move but make a habit of fucking everything up, sometimes, seemingly on purpose. Kinda sus.

Hey wanna see me Dan Jones'd myself and crash every fucking car I buy on the day I buy it?

Dan Jones'd by M_j_c October 16, 2020

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Dan Jones

Legend; the man who can talk sh*t about anybody and always have a great comeback

Invented the term " Choking the rat"

That dan jones is a savage!
Dan jones is a comedic genius

Dan Jones by Doofrey_12 October 1, 2018

Related Words

Dan Jones'd • Dan Jones • Dan Jokes • dan howell • dan and phil • Dan the Man • Dan man • Dan Rather • dan reynolds • Dan'Yelle

dan jones

honestly anyone can fall in love with you and you fall in love too easily. i love you with all of my heart and i’m sure other people do. you are many people soulmates i’m sure but i only wish that i was yours. i love you dan and i always will

dan jones is the love of my life.

dan jones by my virtual therapy December 2, 2021

Dan Jokes

When someone tells the same joke over and over, apparently in the belief that, although it was completely lame the first 50 times, at some point between the 51st and 2057th times, it will magically become funny.

Monday
Dan: You love the penis so much.

Tuesday
Dan: Why do you love the penis so much?

Wednesday
Dan: I'd like you better if you didn't love the penis so much!

Thursday
Dan: You still love the penis way too much.
Joe: Quit with the goddamn Dan Jokes already!
Dan: Ok, I'll quit... just as soon as you stop loving the penis so much!
Joe: I hate you.

Dan Jokes by marbury986 February 26, 2010

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026