When you have strong aspirations and mean well with your every move but make a habit of fucking everything up, sometimes, seemingly on purpose. Kinda sus.
by M_j_c October 16, 2020
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Invented the term " Choking the rat"
Invented the term " Choking the rat"
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honestly anyone can fall in love with you and you fall in love too easily. i love you with all of my heart and i’m sure other people do. you are many people soulmates i’m sure but i only wish that i was yours. i love you dan and i always will
by my virtual therapy December 2, 2021
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Monday
Dan: You love the penis so much.
Tuesday
Dan: Why do you love the penis so much?
Wednesday
Dan: I'd like you better if you didn't love the penis so much!
Thursday
Dan: You still love the penis way too much.
Joe: Quit with the goddamn Dan Jokes already!
Dan: Ok, I'll quit... just as soon as you stop loving the penis so much!
Joe: I hate you.
Dan: You love the penis so much.
Tuesday
Dan: Why do you love the penis so much?
Wednesday
Dan: I'd like you better if you didn't love the penis so much!
Thursday
Dan: You still love the penis way too much.
Joe: Quit with the goddamn Dan Jokes already!
Dan: Ok, I'll quit... just as soon as you stop loving the penis so much!
Joe: I hate you.
by marbury986 February 26, 2010
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