Dan Jones'd 

When you have strong aspirations and mean well with your every move but make a habit of fucking everything up, sometimes, seemingly on purpose. Kinda sus.

Hey wanna see me Dan Jones'd myself and crash every fucking car I buy on the day I buy it?

Dan Jones'd by M_j_c October 16, 2020

Dan Jones

Legend; the man who can talk sh*t about anybody and always have a great comeback

Invented the term " Choking the rat"

That dan jones is a savage!
Dan jones is a comedic genius

Dan Jones by Doofrey_12 October 1, 2018

dan jones

honestly anyone can fall in love with you and you fall in love too easily. i love you with all of my heart and i’m sure other people do. you are many people soulmates i’m sure but i only wish that i was yours. i love you dan and i always will

dan jones is the love of my life.

dan jones by my virtual therapy December 2, 2021

Dan Jokes 

When someone tells the same joke over and over, apparently in the belief that, although it was completely lame the first 50 times, at some point between the 51st and 2057th times, it will magically become funny.

Monday
Dan: You love the penis so much.

Tuesday
Dan: Why do you love the penis so much?

Wednesday
Dan: I'd like you better if you didn't love the penis so much!

Thursday
Dan: You still love the penis way too much.
Joe: Quit with the goddamn Dan Jokes already!
Dan: Ok, I'll quit... just as soon as you stop loving the penis so much!
Joe: I hate you.

Dan Jokes by marbury986 February 26, 2010