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When you have strong aspirations and mean well with your every move but make a habit of fucking everything up, sometimes, seemingly on purpose. Kinda sus.
Hey wanna see me Dan Jones'd myself and crash every fucking car I buy on the day I buy it?
by M_j_c October 16, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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