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damn ass 

describing a beautiful woman
my woman looked damn ass last night
damn ass by dave February 11, 2005

DAMN ASS 

A LAZY BIGASS BITCH WHO SITS ALL DAY
THAT DAMN ASS WONT GIT OFF THE FUCKING COUCH
DAMN ASS by DAB FACE April 18, 2017

FU-DAMN-ASS 

A poor vain attempt at joining the words fuck, damn, and jackass together usefull when infuriated to the point of saying made up and giberish words pronounced the same as it looks except said faster
Dude1: Uh...you forgot your books
Dude2: FU-DAMN-ASS!!!!
FU-DAMN-ASS by The Sexman January 30, 2009

Ass Damn 

A wad of toilet paper situated between the left and right butt cheek, just covering the anus. Most commonly used as a moisture block/absorbent on a hot summer day but may also be utilized during times of bowel irregularities. Also provides some relief as an odor absorbent. Left in place, the Ass Damn is an effective remedy against such ailments as dysentery, swamp ass and hershey squirts.

Note: the application of the Ass Damn has been directly linked to an increase in Dingle Berry activity.
A wad of soft 2 ply toilet paper makes the best Ass Damn. However, this may substitued with napkins, paper towels, hankeys, cotton balls or newspaper in times of stress.
Ass Damn by Bootface July 12, 2006

Damn shawty ass fat

Used to describe a females ass being totally in shape and round as a peach, when you smack it it jiggles (no surgery needed)
Random:Damn shawty ass fat on my momma bruh

Damn that was a steezy ass kickflip son! 

Damn that was a steezy ass kickflip son!
Damn that was a steezy ass kickflip son!
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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