Dale Martin

the love of my life, the only one for me, and the one that i would love to spend the rest of my life with. Also, the one who has captured my heart, who is better than anyone in the world. Dale is the only person i can truly say i have loved with all my heart. I've never felt like this before when im around him i get all these butterflies, and just cant stops smiling. And to be in his arms is the most perfect thing in the world. his arms are heaven, a big security blanket. and the safest place on earth, also the most loving place for me.

Dale Martin is my baby boy.

Dale is the hottest, sexiest guy in the world

Dale Martin by Kayla_RayAnn February 19, 2009

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Elijah Dale Martin

A sexy man with a massive schlong that all the ladies love. He is average height and has deep dreamy eyes. He makes you feel like the most special girl ever. Very outgoing. Doesn’t care about other people’s opinions. He is very attractive. He is kind and a gentleman. He is very well-rounded in his family. He is good with kids. He is every girls dream guy. Any girl that gets him is the luckiest in the world. Fucking HUGE Dick

Elijah Dale Martin is so Hot!

Elijah Dale Martin by GaySexIsHot May 13, 2019

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
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bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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