Dalby Tom 

A Dalby Tom is when a friend says they are going to come visit and assures you they are on their way. But really they aren’t on the way and don’t intend on showing up.

Hey, wasn’t your friend supposed to be here by now? Looks like they’ve pulled a Dalby Tom again.

Dalby Tom by SteveJobless45 July 5, 2023

Tom Daley 

World Champion Olympic Diver

Won loads of meadals

PERFECT AND THE HOTTEST BOY ON THIS WHOLE WORLD !!!

person one: Have you heard of tom daley?

person two: asdfghjkl damn yeeeeeees hes perfect!!

Tom Daley by guruyeye August 14, 2012

Tom Daley 

To Tom Daley, is to adjust one's penis to make it more comfortable.

Let me just Tom Daley before we begin.

Tom Daley by Wassupninja October 6, 2016

Tom Daley Poop 

When taking a shit, the poo curls round on itself and does a couple of backflips before hitting the bowl.

"Bro, I had hell of a Tom Daley Poop last night, every log I dropped did at least 3 backflips before it hit water"

Tom Daley Poop by ForScience234 April 2, 2022

A Tom Daley Dive

If one was to perform a "Tom Daley Dive" it would involve the penetration of another man at a high vertical velocity.

A Tom Daley Dive:

A triple front flip to anal cavity!

"A perfect ten for that Tom Daley dive"

A Tom Daley Dive by Breadcrust May 19, 2014

Tom Daly 

Relatively normal bloke. Until Dat Lone start playing. then he will become the single most mysterious crime fighting hunk of a man.

Damn look at tom daly he think he destroy lonely. hold up he might actually be destroy lonely

Tom Daly by Tom Daly fan March 29, 2023

Tom Daley 

World Champion Olympic Diver
Won loads of meadals
Mary quinn will marry him :)

PERSON ONE: Have you heard of tom daley

PERSON TWO; OF COURSE

Tom Daley by ilovetomdaley December 19, 2009