Dairy farmer

Someone who fakes an injury to get of work

Mark: I can’t do that, my back hurts. I need to work in the office

Ashley: you fucken dairy farmer

by Blip dog August 13, 2019

dairy farmer

a girl who specifically enjoys semen on her body, and goes to extra lengths to extract it from men, much like a dairy farmer does to a cow.

John:man that bitch was a dairy farmer last night.
Mike: uuuuggghhh

by Frank mcdoogles June 10, 2007

Dairy farmer

A woman or man who engages in milking a man's prostate. This is done by entering through the anus and pushing against the prostate causing an ejaculation.

That girl Katrin milked me last week, she is a hell of a dairy farmer.

by Qcipher October 18, 2018

Dairy-farmer

A stateist, offensive word to use for people from Wisconsin or Oregon.

Jeff: You stupid Dairy-farmer!
Mike: Nuh-uh!

by SonicandShadowsBaby April 9, 2025

Dairy Farmer's Arm

The sexual act of inserting an arm into a persons vagina or anus up to the shoulder.Much like a dairy farmer inspecting a cow.

I gave her the Dairy Farmer's Arm...
That girl was wild! I gave her the Double Dairy Farmer's Arm!

by MightyMehr February 23, 2017

the dairy farmer

When your eager partner wants you to blow a load and she sticks her finger up you butt and then pulls down on your shaft is alternating directions, giving the appearance that she is a dairy farmer for something more than just milk.

Dude, how did that date go last night with the librarian type chick. Dude, total surprise, she pulled the dairy farmer on me until I blew a load into her bucket!

by Stagmen February 23, 2017

you fight like a dairy farmer

The best insult EVER CREATED.

Spawned from The Secret Of Monkey Island, this insult is best used when lashed upon an unwitting fencing companion and/or pirate

"You fight like a dairy farmer!"

"How appropriate, you fight like a cow"

by Memma June 23, 2004