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Jeb: Did he just say "I'll stomp yo face, til yo face say Nike Air?"

Adam: Ya. DAF
daf by ajweemis April 19, 2011

DAF syndrome

A disease which classifies someone being Dumb As Fuck
Person 1: hey what part of texas is texas in?
Person 2: yo seriously have you been checked for the DAF syndrome?
Person 1: are you calling me dumb as fuck?????
Derived from the Canadian cult television show 'Trailer Park Boys', DAF is an acronym for “Drunk as Fuck”. This phrase is utilized by the character Ricky to describe his advanced state of inebriation in the show’s third season.

One is DAF after imbibing to such a degree of excess that communication in any human language system is rendered unreliable at best. All basic sense of social propriety dissolves into a chaos of impulses. The DAF individual is, in movement, reduced to little more than a quadruped and can only walk upright in the most severely erratic, uncoordinated fashion.

During the period when one is DAF, it is likely that one may sing (poorly), dance (frighteningly), cry (piteously), DEV (see definition), leer goatishly at others, or collapse by the side of a road.
"Boris couldn't keep it together last night; he was completely DAF!"
DAF by Parmenides June 27, 2003
"We're getting DAF tonight!"

"Saturday night was a DAF night!"
DAF by Caitlin K September 2, 2007
DAF is an acronym for "Down As Fuck." Commonly used when someone is excited to do something.
"Hey Shaun, do you want to hit a line of coke and then go to Taco Bell?" " Yeah man, I'm DAF!"
DAF by ATronn January 29, 2016