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Daddy Cream 

Basically a euphuism for semen.
*Two dudes are chillin in a bar and sippin on some brewskis*

Dude 1: Who were you talking to just now...wasn't that Isabelle?

Dude 2: Yeah it was Isabelle the hot French chick

Dude 1: Woah dude...she's really hot!

Dude 2: That she is. You know what would make her even hotter?

Dude 1: What?

Dude 2: My daddy cream all over her face....ha ha!

Dude 1: Damn dude...you can be such a mofo sometimes. But on some real talk I'd do it too if she let me!

*Both continue to sip beer and check out the chicks*
Daddy Cream by lady lynxx April 1, 2009
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daddy cream 

daddy cream by comes December 7, 2021

Daddy cream 

When you finally get the whipped cream bottle after your dad when making a sundae just to find out he’s used every last drop.
Guy 1: Yo your sundae is weak as fuck boy!
Guy 2: My dad passed me some daddy cream ass shit

ice cream daddy

A man who will buy you ice cream whenever you want it. A man who won’t judge you for being thick, he actually likes you *because* you’re thick. This man is usually very sweet and a little but naughty. If you find a man like this, don’t let him go.
‘How are things with Brandon?’

‘Omg, so good. I just realized this week that he’s an ice cream daddy.’

‘Holy shit. Do you think you’ll get married?’
ice cream daddy by Wowsheshott December 14, 2021

cream daddy 

A daddy that gives the good cream
Wow you are a cream daddy!!!!!!!!!????????????? I thought you were a J.A.R.E.L.L!!!!

Cream in me daddy

Means when you put sperm inside the pussy.
Will you cream in me daddy?

Yes.
Cream in me daddy by MatrixShit0330 November 25, 2021

cream inside me daddy 

this is said when a girl needs to be fucked by her bf/man/sneaky link cuz she horny af.
‘Mhmm cream inside me daddy!’
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