dad mom
dad mom by killerkid123 November 12, 2019
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FT Dad/Mom
FaceTime Dad or Mom is someone who isn’t a full time, part time, or seasonal parent. They only FaceTime their child whenever it’s best convenient to the parent.
FT Dad/Mom by MiddleChildJokes October 13, 2020
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Your mom & dad gay together
Them most destructive insult of all time 1000 times worse the your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny and your grandpap a tarp put together it would end all living relatives at the time.
Jhon your mom gay
Mike your dad lesbian
Jhon you granny tranny
Mike your grandpap a tarp
Jhon your mom & dad gay together
Mike fucking explodes
Mikes family fucking exsplodes
Mike your dad lesbian
Jhon you granny tranny
Mike your grandpap a tarp
Jhon your mom & dad gay together
Mike fucking explodes
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Your mom & dad gay together by Drug-Overdose May 25, 2018
your mom is your dad's mom
"your mom is your dad's mom" is a satirical reference to jokes beginning with "your mom is..."
it came from boredom while walking around target.
if someone is telling "your mom..." jokes, tell them this one, and you will win, for sure, i promise. they won't know what to say. guaranteed to work, everytime.
it came from boredom while walking around target.
if someone is telling "your mom..." jokes, tell them this one, and you will win, for sure, i promise. they won't know what to say. guaranteed to work, everytime.
"your mom is so fat she......blah blah blah"
"your mom is your dad's mom"
"wtf?"
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*clicks the thumbs down thing*
"yeah? well...your mom is your dad's mom"
"your mom is your dad's mom"
"wtf?"
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*clicks the thumbs down thing*
"yeah? well...your mom is your dad's mom"
your mom is your dad's mom by i am soooooo saxy May 9, 2006
Your Mom & Dad
Your Mom & Dad by PineappleJuice April 30, 2015
Step-mom-dad
A woman who quite literally is a motherfucker, who is more manly than a father. Typically owns more tools, alcohol, and firearms than most men. Has the fighting capabilities to whoop yo ass. She also possess female capabilities such as cooking, cleaning, and household renovations.
Step-mom-dad by BigWhiteCaulk February 9, 2022
Dad's mom
Dad's mom by yayyyyy me! March 15, 2021
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