Definitions by MiddleChildJokes

FT Dad/Mom 

FaceTime Dad or Mom is someone who isn’t a full time, part time, or seasonal parent. They only FaceTime their child whenever it’s best convenient to the parent.

“Damn! He really a ft dad.” Ft Dad/Mom
“I wish she wasn’t such a ft mom.” Ft Dad/Mom

FT Dad/Mom by MiddleChildJokes October 13, 2020