Dumples

A condition in which a person is so hungry their judgement and thought is clouded

Waiter: May I please take your order?
John: I'll have...the dumples.
Waiter: The wha?
John: Dunples.
Waiter: Do you mean dumplings?
Eric: Excuse my friend, he has the dumples.

by Zorgithatoob May 24, 2011

Dumples

A person, more often than not, female, who isn't necessarily ugly, but definitely isn't attractive. AKA "dry toast." Someone with no outstanding or identifying traits, average in every way possible(looks, no personality, no real talents, etc.) Plain, unremarkable, vanilla, couldn't pick 'em out of a crowd. A Dumples has no best friends(except other Dumples), but lots of 'acquaintances'. A good synonym would be a "Meg" as in Meg from Family Guy. When in doubt of someone's Dumplocity, picture them dressed/made up. If the makeup wears them instead of them wearing the makeup(kid in her mom's vanity table syndrome), it's Dumples!

"Can you believe she took her Dumples friend Tina with her to the club? You know she was just trying to make herself look prettier. Tsk tsk."

Dumples always lie and try to tell you they're 'models'. All they're modeling is sweatpants.

by Revidescent July 8, 2012

dumples

noun: a special type of dumplings, with origins in Herndon, VA, coined in the year 2001, with relations to the ling ling dumplings sold at Costco wholesale stores

Mother: Dinner is ready.
Wade: Dumples!!!

by wtgong May 25, 2009

National Dimples Day

National Dimples Day is celebrated on July 9th. If you have dimple(s) on your face, a Cleft Chin also known as the Butt Chin, or dimples on your lower back (called the Dimples of Venus for women and Dimples of Apollo for men) enjoy your day.

National Dimples Day has quickly become a popular holiday amongst celebrities!

by Dimpuls May 27, 2023

dumpleton dealing

Dumpleton dealing is the skilled art of having the dexterity, skill and experience of dealing a game of poker where the dealer is able to manipulate the cards at the last minute or last round of betting in order that a player who was odds on favourite to win ends up losing to a very unlikely turn of fate. Many dumpleton dealers are also magicians and can adapt there skills easily to close up magic or street cons such as 3 card monte.

Ian had a Full House Aces over Kings, he could only lose to one card, middle pin nine of hearts to give the other guy a straight flush, Sarah was dealing and last card she turned the nine of hearts!! She was dumpleton dealing for sure!!

by GamblersRamblers January 16, 2014

Duplessis

The strongest, most manly, and most jacked person you will ever meet. Duplessis has 6 pecs, each pair 50 inches across. His calves are so massive that with one flex of them the surrounding multiverse is obliterated. His biceps, so large, that they were long thought to be mountains. And finally, his abs so plentiful, that a man will go mad if they even attempt to gaze upon the unending infinity of them. If you ever get on Duplessis's bad side, don't be afraid, it's useless. You. Will. Die.

*In Day 1 of Theology Class*
Student: "How do you believe the universe was created?"
Professor: "Well, my boy, that started 14 Billion years ago with a man named Duplessis"

by the_prophet_ June 18, 2019

Sugar Dimples

Sugar dimples is an affectionate nickname for the person you love who has adorable dimples. This is a person who you love incredibly. They bring a smile to your face and are the reason you breath, the reason you wake up each morning and the reason the sun shines and says 'hey there come out and play':) A sugar dimple is someone who is sweet as sugar and fills your life with sugary delights. They radiate a positive energy to everyone and remind you of all the happiness that you can share. A sugar dimple is incredibly easy to fall deeply in love with and you wouldn't want it any other way. The best kind of dimple that exists is a Sugar Dimple

someone who brings hope, light, lightheartedness, sugar and fun into my life - the one i truly love... Sugar Dimples.

You are my Sugar Dimple always baby

by 269sugar<3 June 21, 2010