DJ Complex

An awesome, badass house music DJ who is known in Australia for creating The Old Skool Rebelz. DJ Complex derives his name from not only having 'a complex' (in the form of a massive chip on his shoulder), but also from being a complex character of succinct distinction. Always a Gentleman, and always plays to the crowds wishes, unlike many a teeny-bopper DJ who suddenly cant find a fucking piece of wifi or know how to download songs from the internet if you give them a request. Complex lives to show other DJs their errors. See Mixcloud.

Punter who likes to dance: "Excuse me old bean but I have 3 very tasty hot women who are wanting to take me back to theirs tonight for copious amounts of intercourse and hopefully a lot of face-sitting; however, they want to see my sexy moves on the dancefloor before they make their decision. I was wondering, if it fits with your plans and you could find it in your heart to do so, if you wouldnt mind playing "All In" by Norman Doray? "
Teeny-bopper DJ: "Wha?"

Punter: "Can you put Norman Doray "All In" on?

Teeny bopper DJ: "Sorry I haven't got it"

Punter: Well perhaps you should take a leaf out of DJ Complex's book and get it fucking downloaded from the tinterweb or whatever youz kids use these days. It's not like you have to drag heavy vinyl round the place everywhere ya snotty nosed young cunt"

by DJ Complex January 19, 2017

decomplexify

When you can't use the word "simplify" at work because "simplify" is already being used to describe something else. So, to make your colleagues even more confused, you use the word "decomplexify."

You can only DECOMPLEXIFY the a graph that has not yet been SIMPLIFIED.

by splicefox August 21, 2020

decomplexification

1. The process used to simplify a useful system or process that was once simple, but because of its use over time has become complex, unwieldy, or unusable.
2. The process used to make something easier out of something worthwhile that is not easy to use.

Synonym: simplify

Origin: Don Morgan created this humorous, oxymoron-like, but useful word around 1994 while serving in the U.S. Army.

The introduction of the 1040EZ form by the U.S. Internal Revenue Services was a result of the decomplexification of the original 1040 tax form.

by Don Morgan February 25, 2005

decomplexify

simplify

Nick tries to decomplexify everything because he is simple boy

by BS2012 August 22, 2011

decomplexification

The process by which complexity is removed from an IT environment in favor of infrastructure and processes that drive simplicity and positive business outcomes. This simplicity should extend to management, operations, and scaling.

The consolidation of traditional 3-tier infrastructure into a hyperconverged infrastructure is a process known as decomplexification.

by klx677 March 30, 2021