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now what is dirkvy you may ask well dirkvy is a ship combination of dirk and envy (aka tipsycl0wns) WHO ARE BOTH SUPER #HOT SO THATS WHY ITS THE MOST AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL SHIP TO HAVE EVER EXCIST ITS EVEN #CANON SO TAKE THAT LOSERRRS
dirkvy solos your ship teehee
DIRKVY by dirkishot August 20, 2021
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A AMAZING AND ACTUALLY CANON SHIP WHICH IS MADE UP OF DIRK AND ENVY AKA THE TIPSYCL0WNS ITS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SHIP TO HAVE EVER EXCIST IN ALL OF SHIPPING HISTORY
hey you heard of the most beautiful ship between dirk and envy
oh yeah what it call
DIRKVY!!!
DIRKVY by dirkishot August 20, 2021

Dirky Code

When someone programms horrible code.
Person 1 : look i put the entire program in a major ifelse.
Me : Dang thats realy Dirky Code >.<
Dirky Code by BLaZeSinclair February 3, 2010
It's a word that came from the "Toronto slang" (Jamaican slang) "Dutty" which means "Dirty" but switched around. It's spelled "Dirky" but pronounced "Deki."
DUDE I JUST WIPED A WHOLE TEAM, IM DIRKY WITH IT!!
Dirky by Benny Da Bull May 21, 2021
A sluty, skanky whore!
Lorie is such a dirky!!!
dirky by lol u know who i am!! September 9, 2003
Universal noun, much like marglar in South Park
"Tanner, fix the dirkey"
"How was your dirkey?"
dirkey by Parts Department July 14, 2007

Dirky Quirky 

An adjective to describe a homosexual or bisexual being who is flamboyant in a nerdy way: they often gesture excessively and make jerkish motions, and otherwise are very awkward in social situations and like to go on long rants about oddly specific topics. Applies to about half of twinks. This all fits into a small skinny frame, preferably with red hair.
Gay 1: ayyyy whats ur type??
Gay 2: idk, i like dirky quirky guys i guess,,,

Gay 1: so like that skinny awkward twink at the table over there in this gay bar?
Gay 2: yes. Mmm how dirky quirky he is.
Dirky Quirky by Chuccles November 14, 2020
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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