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this term is used when you've already scored the DILF and have determined that he's a Dad I'd Like to Fuck More Often
I know I've already slept with him once, but he's hot and a definite DILFMO.
DILFMO by cougarcub June 26, 2009
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A larger more intense type of dildo

similar to a fast moving dildo in your clit
"dildos don't please me anymore," said the english teacher Ms. Litwack
Her friend Dr. Gaylord replied, "Why don't you just use a better more pleasing Dilmo"
Dilmo by morris krpofd March 13, 2008
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Dilmonic Possession 

When a female is only able to achieve an orgasm by use of a dildo or dildoic device. Over use has acclimated her body to only achieve the big O with a device.
Sadly, Rachel has dilmonic possession. She's controlled by the vibrator if she wants to cum.

dilmoose 

(1) A moose with a dildo in every orifice.
(2) A meal consisting of moose meat seasoned with dil.
(1)Holy shit! A dilmoose!
(2)This dilmoose tastes great!
dilmoose by Callum Morton August 6, 2006

dillmoll 

The wannabe tart who hangs off of a dillhole in the mistaken belief that he is a gangster or even gangsta.
Eg. Look at Betty with that dillhole gaffer she’s such a dillmoll!
dillmoll by DaedalusTwice October 9, 2019
The coolest person that ever lived on the earth in ancient roman times
yo that kid is DILZMO!
Dilzmo by dilzmo April 24, 2008
A magical dildo that is inserted in the anus, then the user must press a button, activating the dildos spikes. However, this object can grant you any super power.
Man: Shit, I'm out of gas, I'll have to use my dilfdo to become the Flash so I can just run.
Dilfdo by solidsnake_8608 February 24, 2009
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