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Dilmo
"dildos don't please me anymore," said the english teacher Ms. Litwack
Her friend Dr. Gaylord replied, "Why don't you just use a better more pleasing Dilmo"
Her friend Dr. Gaylord replied, "Why don't you just use a better more pleasing Dilmo"
Dilmo by morris krpofd March 13, 2008
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Dilmonic Possession
When a female is only able to achieve an orgasm by use of a dildo or dildoic device. Over use has acclimated her body to only achieve the big O with a device.
Dilmonic Possession by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017
dilmoose
dilmoose by Callum Morton August 6, 2006
dillmoll
The wannabe tart who hangs off of a dillhole in the mistaken belief that he is a gangster or even gangsta.
dillmoll by DaedalusTwice October 9, 2019
Dilzmo
yo that kid is DILZMO!
Dilfdo
A magical dildo that is inserted in the anus, then the user must press a button, activating the dildos spikes. However, this object can grant you any super power.
Dilfdo by solidsnake_8608 February 24, 2009
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