DILFMO

this term is used when you've already scored the DILF and have determined that he's a Dad I'd Like to Fuck More Often

I know I've already slept with him once, but he's hot and a definite DILFMO.

by cougarcub June 26, 2009

Dilmo

A larger more intense type of dildo

similar to a fast moving dildo in your clit

"dildos don't please me anymore," said the english teacher Ms. Litwack
Her friend Dr. Gaylord replied, "Why don't you just use a better more pleasing Dilmo"

by morris krpofd March 13, 2008

Dilmonic Possession

When a female is only able to achieve an orgasm by use of a dildo or dildoic device. Over use has acclimated her body to only achieve the big O with a device.

Sadly, Rachel has dilmonic possession. She's controlled by the vibrator if she wants to cum.

by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017

dilmoose

(1) A moose with a dildo in every orifice.
(2) A meal consisting of moose meat seasoned with dil.

(1)Holy shit! A dilmoose!
(2)This dilmoose tastes great!

by Callum Morton August 6, 2006

dillmoll

The wannabe tart who hangs off of a dillhole in the mistaken belief that he is a gangster or even gangsta.

Eg. Look at Betty with that dillhole gaffer she’s such a dillmoll!

by DaedalusTwice October 9, 2019

Dilzmo

The coolest person that ever lived on the earth in ancient roman times

yo that kid is DILZMO!

by dilzmo April 24, 2008

Dilfdo

A magical dildo that is inserted in the anus, then the user must press a button, activating the dildos spikes. However, this object can grant you any super power.

Man: Shit, I'm out of gas, I'll have to use my dilfdo to become the Flash so I can just run.

by solidsnake_8608 February 24, 2009