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List Of People Who Died On The Toilet 

List Of People Who Died On The Toilet is a List Of People Who Died On The Toilet

(I’m so immature help me)
Help.... it’s starting to itch...

Yeah please don’t accept List Of People Who Died On The Toilet

frederick the great died on a chair

Use this when you wanna change topics, usually as a wild card.
Person 1: The republicans are the problem!
Person 2: frederick the great died on a chair, salmon is good.

I had one but it died 

An expression one uses when one is insulting/spreading gossip about someone, and the given person walks into the room.
Yeah man Kerren is the biggest fucking whore to ever grace...Kerren walks in
Yeah so actually, I had one, but it died.
Diedon is the typical sports guy. He is short and gets quite kinky and teased by girls but also both boys. His biggest problem in life is that he is single but once he finds someone they will be the perfect couple. He loves to joke, even if it sometimes goes a little excessive. he is good at saying sorry and can stand for what he has done. He has many friends but there are always some extra close. So Diedon is the typical football guy who loves to joke.
person 1: Have you heard about Diedon
person 2: Yes hes my friend
person 3: Hes my bestfriend
diedon by Ellesie213 May 11, 2022
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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