DFHJ 

Acronym for 'dance floor handjob': the act of giving a handjob whilst grinding on the dance floor

Lax Bro 1: Did that badass girl really give (insert lax bro 3 name) a DFHJ?
Lax Bro 2: Nah, bro. She was just playing with it.

Lax Bro 1: Dayummm, bro.

DFHJ by hollyyoushouldreallysitonthis April 18, 2010

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The word to use for slamming your head against your keyboard. Or you slammed your head against a keyboard and accidentally typed this.

"Hey buddy, want to dfhjbhjdfhjdf hrtdh together?"

dfhjbhjdfhjdf hrtdh by biggy1 March 13, 2022