derpity 

The act of stupidity

Stop being so derpity lindsey

derpity by DorcasBrie November 22, 2016

Derpity do da 

A phrase used at random! :p

Person 1: derp
Person 2: derp
Person 1: DERPITY DO DA!

Derpity do da by Proshi November 13, 2011

deepity 

A proposition that seems to be profound because it is actually logically ill-formed. A deepity balances precariously between multiple interpretations, at least one of which is obvious and trivial and at least one of which would be earth-shaking except that it is false.

A: Love is just a word.

B: What a bogus deepity. "Love" is just a word; any word is just a word. Love, whatever it is -- whether it is an emotion, a state of being, an evolutionary adaptation, an illusion promoted by romantic novelists -- it is not "just a word."

deepity by mississippigoddamn September 14, 2010

Deepity 

Something that sounds profound but intellectually hollow.
Usually has the following characteristics. 1. True but trivial 2. False but logically ill informed. 3. Usually a use-mention error or (UME)

Made famous by Daniel Dennett.

"Love is just a word" is a deepity.

"God is the God beyond Gods." is a deepity.

He just said a deepity.

What a deepity.

Deepity by rutabaga November 1, 2009

Herpty Derpty 

That one guy that you always get stuck with when playing Halo. Kinda like a more retarded humpty dumpty.

We would have won that last game if it wasn't for fuckin' herpty derpty.

Herpty Derpty by mattttt_daaaaaamon April 21, 2011

Derpitchtune 

Music genre centered around autotune and vocoder applications. The purpose to synthesize voice, music and sound to other sounds or pitches not humanly or mechanically capable.

Autotunes and Vocoders are not just for pitch correction and sounding like a robot, Derpitchtune is for the future.

Derpitchtune by elekto- November 4, 2011

derpititus 

When someone has the derps. If that is not clear enough, you probably have it. When someone is being stupid, ignorant, or just flat out annoying, they probably have derpititus.

Okay, this guy obviously has derpititus.

derpititus by Tortilla ChipS. February 3, 2017