Deflated 

My tits

Once lovely round grapefruits with nipples pointing clearly straight ahead

Now like used condoms dangling from my clavicle with the nipples clearly pointing south

Breast feeding is great for the kids but horrendous for your tits

My tits are so deflated when I sit down my nipples land in my tummy button

Deflated by Working Class Hero January 8, 2021

deflated 

Deflated-
1. (adjective) uncool or unexciting
2. (verb) bummed out

Synonyms: suckish, awful, boring, depressing.

Antonyms: pumped, awesome.

Person 1: "I just found out I have to work an extra shift this weekend."
Person 2: "Dude, that's deflated."
Person 1: "Yeah, I was deflated when I found out."

deflated by nerdqueen03 October 18, 2010

Deflated 

Opposite of erected. When you see someone extremely unattractive or if they turn you off by looks or actions.

I was so erected by her sister, but once I saw her, I deflated in five seconds flat. #turnoff

Deflated by LexLuthor_HayBailz June 22, 2016

Deflated 

To be hideously let down; single to the ninth degree. The state of being almost murdered by a loved one who in most cases decided to leave you out of pure insanity and/or dishonesty.
But in all probability you are better off.

Horatio: Starkisha just left me. I don't know what to do with myself, I'm just so god damn deflated.

Mikhail: Too bad you're stuck with your cantankorous lovechild.

Deflated by Brittens March 29, 2008

Deflated beaver 

When you get your ladies beaver all hot and horny and then you stick in your 1 inch cock - she realizes what a disappointment and therefore her beaver becomes deflated

I gave my girlfriend my massive 1 inch cock which led to a deflated beaver

Deflated beaver by Wingnut 13 June 1, 2019

Deflated Reveille 

The effect observed when a website (or portions thereof), previously believed to be secure or private, is publicly exposed. Generally associated with websites pertaining to colleges or universities in Texas, but more infrequently institutions in the Upper Midwest and Great Lakes Region.

"Holy mother of fuck - check out this PM!!!

'I want to eat your *****... get it so wet that i cant even keep my dick inside'

That's a deflated reveille if I've ever seen one!"

Deflated Reveille by Nageek Salguod June 11, 2006

deflated kickball 

when after a long round of sex, a womans labia looks like a popped kick ball.

man, i pounded her so hard last night that her vag looked like a deflated kickball

deflated kickball by jmgreen7 September 16, 2005