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1: Something that is past it's prime or popularity. Out of style.
2: Used when saying someone you formerly dated.
1: Leggings are so dated.
2: Chelsea dated Matt for two years, until she cheated and he broke up with her.
Dated by Maybelline October 22, 2007
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The word has traditionally referred to things that have become unfashionable or outmoded. Later it came to refer to things that were socially unacceptable to the viewing audience perhaps because of the viewers social standards. Within certain geographic areas of vermont and new hampshire it has taken on a new meaning - basically referring to things that generally suck ass.
Common usage includes sayings such as "My ex is so dated."
Dated by joeg1965 April 13, 2011
wow I love your hoodie where did you get that from!?! it was from dated.
dated by datedforever February 4, 2022
What losers and broke folks call beautiful craftsmanship to make themselves feel better about having ugly white walls and make it seem socially acceptable, cool, “modern” and trendy.

Also a term sheep use to feel like they fit in and to get a sense that they are cool and hip.
That hand carved mahogany dresser is so dated. The 80s want their dresser back haha. Honey where’s the white paint? let’s paint it white to match the house!
Dated by Julius chaos February 26, 2025

Dated (Euphemism) 

Verb

When used in blogging or chat, "Dated(euphemism)" is used to mock, criticize, or show dislike for a couple who are going out.

The euphemism in parenthesis is a way to give your opinion that there is/was no love in the relationship, but rather it is/was just based on sex and lust.

It is a very mean thing to write about another person, (but funny)

Can be used in present, past, or future tenses
A blog:

After John Doe broke up with Jane last week, he Dated (Euphemism) his new neighbor Jessica. Surprisingly, the relationship did not last.
Dated (Euphemism) by DEL83183 April 19, 2009

Rape dated 

When you are forced to date someone by your parents you do not like with the threat of being grounded
Friend:Why are you dating that chubby girl?
Me : my dad rape dated me.
Friend: sorry fam happens to the best of us
Rape dated by Tryptophan Ted April 13, 2017

John dated Kay 

When someone named John dates someone named Kay
Hey guess what, John dated Kay
John dated Kay by Capnbooty1 December 12, 2018
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