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An intentional misspelling of "Damn it" for use in online settings such as chat, esp. in reference to things not working correctly.
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When people are too stupid to know how to properly spell out Damn It!
Emmit: Adam, could you please move to Atlanta already?
Agi: I am trying Damnet!!
Frenchie: Geez can't you guys speak english?
Damnet by Emmitbrown August 21, 2010
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the word people sometimes confuse with the phrase "damn it".
Stubborn boys like to use it alot and do not care if you tell them otherwise.
IAN! BRAD! DAMN IT it is NOT damnet!!
damnet by CC and Becca February 6, 2009

i'll be damned 

Can be used in two different ways. One way being shock or surprise. The other way is more of a stubborn, selfpride thing meaning you refuse to do something, say something, believe something, etc.
Well, I'll be damned. Kenny fell in love with a hoe.

Or

I'll be damned if I stress over some girl.
i'll be damned by CTFMNiyah September 11, 2013

NO YOU GOD DAMNED LITTLE PIECE OF PUNK ASS SHIT

NO YOU GOD DAMN LITTLE PIECE OF PUNK ASS SHIT, I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO. THAT'S FUCKIN UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR. I DONT CARE WHAT YOU DO. IF YOU EVER TOUCH THAT KID AGAIN, IM GONNA PULL OUT A GOD DAMN SHOTGUN, AND BLOW OUT YOUR DAMN HEAD OFF. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU LIL WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP
no you god damned little piece of punk ass shit. no. No.

the damned 

The Damned were the first British punk band to get a record out ("New Rose") thus beating the Sex Pistols; and record a full-length album (Damned Damned Damned), thus beating the Sex Pistols.
Definitely the best punk band, and probably the best band in the history of the world.
Started in 1976 and still going strong.
*sings*

"And every night I'm there,
I break my heart to pleeeease
Eloiiiiiise
Eloiiiiiise"

*implodes*
the damned by Charley May 13, 2005

Double dog damned 

Yes the same phrase used in Hateful Eight but also a higher form of saying I'll be damned when someone with a southern accent says this phrase you know it's either really good or really bad maybe a bit of both
Guy 1: yo remember your phone you lost

Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: look on the floor
Guy 2: sees phone "well I'll be double dog damned
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