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daggone joker 

someone who is way lame, possibly very lazy at work, causes co-workers to all have to work over, then goes to the bar and gives bad vibes to all the women
Man this daggone joker i work with spent at least 2 hours on the toilet today. After he got to leave early, that daggone joker came to the bar and tried to hang with me. I went home alone
daggone joker by Jeff Dailey August 18, 2007
Related Words
DAGGUN daggone Daggin' dagging daggu Daggum Daegun daggens daggnix daggnv
Dagrun is a girl's name
Dagrun by Boncer February 2, 2010
A polite way of saying "Goddamn"
I stepped in the dogs daggone poop.
Daggone by DJ_brad March 31, 2010
The process of removing dags from the rear of sheep. Similar to crutching, but more restricted in area sheared.

Sheep accumulate faeces on wool around their backsides, and the wool and the associated faeces need to be removed, usually in late spring or early summer after weaning so that there is a lower risk of fly strike, and so that the rams can find their target with the ewes during mating or tupping.

Dags accumulate as hard accumulations around the sheeps' backside if early summer is dry, and if dagging is done, these can provide sheep farmers with some small early season income.

If dags dry out, they rattle when sheep run, this gives rise to the NZ and Aust expression rattle your dags.

In NZ where sheep rule (joke) dagging is usually done by shearers. The mixed sheep poo and wool produced by dagging is processed to make garden fertiliser and some low grade wool fibre.

Related definitions: rattle your dags
NZ Farmer (Bruce): Hey Fred, your ewes seriously need dagging.
NZ Farmer (Fred, over the fence): Yeah I know, delayed as we had a wet summer.
dagging by southernart December 8, 2013
Exclamitory word used to show intense emotion. Also used as a substitution for the word "damn."
"Daggum it! I stubbed my toe!"
or
"Daggum! She hit me hard!"
Daggum by ChickyChica September 20, 2004

dildo daggins 

1. bilbo bagginses porn star cousin.
2. nickname for any short hairy pornstar
3. supporting character in the adult film, "lord of the cockrings".
1. that hairy fuck sweats to much when he screws, he's such a 'dildo daggins'.
2. who's that pornstar, john holmes? no the dildo daggins guy.