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D.B.T.K. 

An acronym standing for "Done Before The Kettle".

A slang term used in Manchester, England to describe the act of fellating someone in such a manner that they ejaculate before the kettle has finished boiling.

Mainly used to describe males that ejaculate in less than 30 seconds.
"Man, Dave was done before the kettle just now."

"I just did a D.B.T.K. again..."
D.B.T.K. by @iamchaoskid April 9, 2013
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I W T D B I D W T K M S 

Friend: hi how are you?
Me good but I W T D B I D W T K M S
Friend: well shit

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m 

i.dont.want.to.live.but.i.dont.want.to.kill.myself
friend: hey how are you?

me:oh well .. i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m

i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m 

i.dont.want.to.live.but.i.dont.want.to.kill.myself.
friend:how are you??

me: oh well..i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m

I.I.D.B.I.W.J.K.T.I.S. 

If I Die Before I Wake Just Know That I'm Sorry
My Life's been sh*t lately, I've hurt so many people, I.I.D.B.I.W.J.K.T.I.S..

i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s 

i want to kill my self so badlt but i dont want to make mt friends and family sad
hey whats wrong?
i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s