D.B.T.K.

An acronym standing for "Done Before The Kettle".

A slang term used in Manchester, England to describe the act of fellating someone in such a manner that they ejaculate before the kettle has finished boiling.

Mainly used to describe males that ejaculate in less than 30 seconds.

"Man, Dave was done before the kettle just now."

"I just did a D.B.T.K. again..."

by @iamchaoskid April 9, 2013

I W T D B I D W T K M S

I want to die but I don’t want to kill my self

Friend: hi how are you?
Me good but I W T D B I D W T K M S
Friend: well shit

by BAD BITCH HOUR January 12, 2021

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m

i.dont.want.to.live.but.i.dont.want.to.kill.myself

friend: hey how are you?

me:oh well .. i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m

by XxGlitch_TwinxX October 25, 2020

i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m

i.dont.want.to.live.but.i.dont.want.to.kill.myself.

friend:how are you??

me: oh well..i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m

by XxGlitch_TwinxX October 25, 2020

I.I.D.B.I.W.J.K.T.I.S.

If I Die Before I Wake Just Know That I'm Sorry

My Life's been sh*t lately, I've hurt so many people, I.I.D.B.I.W.J.K.T.I.S..

by TGWWHWDBEHHNMHHHT March 6, 2021

i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s

i want to kill my self so badlt but i dont want to make mt friends and family sad

hey whats wrong?
i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s

by sad.emo_boi August 11, 2020