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pronunciation: /ˈdē ˈrōzd/

When the lightning-quick actions of a person or persons (ie. Derrick Rose) confound so profoundly that the opponent has no other option than to attempt to not look like a pussy.
Whoo! DAAAAAMN did you just see that spin move!!! TOO FUCKIN DIRTY! you just got D Rosed mothafucka!!
D Rosed by TheeBestBeast May 6, 2011
Words you can keep
when you're just the man, the coolest, and a lot better than lebron james at basketball
"Dude, he just made Lebron look like a fool"
"Yeah he D-Rose'd the sh*t outta him"
d-rose by DROSECHITOWNBULLS April 19, 2009
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Lil Pump D rose 

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Lil pump d rose: I fucked your momma and your auntie
Lil Pump D rose by ESSKEETIT August 2, 2017

D-rose Effect

When somebody is constantly getting injured/hurt we call it the D-rose (Derrick Rose) effect. This means that the person who keeps getting hurt has undergone the D-Rose effect.
Jimmy got hurt again? Wow that kid got hit hard by the D-rose effect.
When a male fakes an orgasm after the first ejaculation. Usually do to alcohol or male enhancement consumption.

Derrick Rose is an NBA player who was injured after being the youngest MVP. He made several attempts to return but fell to more injuries each time . Getting D Rosed is when a man gives his all during the 1st round of sex & no matter what he can't cum during the next round so he fakes an orgasm.
I couldn't get off after going ham with this hot chick, so I pulled a D Rose & went to sleep.
D Rose by Leonard Bey May 12, 2015
the act of D Rosing someone or to D Rose.
"Person Types something"
"post a picture of D Rose
D Rose by Doncho_ February 24, 2021

D-rose shit 

A synonym for Bull shit. ( Drose played for the bulls)
Yo bro u on some d-rose shit rn no funny!
D-rose shit by NY Nigga September 29, 2020
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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