D Juan
D Juan by Gratefuljuans December 19, 2016
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d'juan
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D'juan
D'juan a boy that act gay but not is not and probably has feeling for his friend who is a boy and try to got on with more boy he is very spoilt boy and is a dare devil he is a great singer and going to be the top singer in the world but his parents want him to be a doctor or nurse boy probably sexually abuse him because he is thiccc with three Cs and is really smart but when it comes to test her really dumb and every one knows him and he is a funny person you should be around
guy1- "D'juan got a big ass though"
guy2-"init"
guy3"he is well rich too"
guy4"i think he likes me and if so i like him"
guy2-"init"
guy3"he is well rich too"
guy4"i think he likes me and if so i like him"
D'juan by Clare Smith March 19, 2020
Hannabis Marie D-juana
She is one of the most thoughtful people out there. The girl next door who can talk about football, cars, & basketball; and surprisingly doesn’t know that she actually knows a lot about sailing. Went to the #1 party school but has never been drunk, although is a marijuana heavyweight. She is astoundingly normal, and gives reasonable, logical advice to her friends. She will do anything to help those she cares about, so you better be nice to her friends. She loves to binge anime and prides herself as Eren Yeager’s wife (sorry Mikasa). Even though she needs a metal rod in her back and eats less than a bird, this smart gamer girl will help you pass your tests and take 20 minutes to take the perfect picture. You can find this Starbucks iphone girl drinking a Caramel Macchiato Latte on Wednesday afternoons. She exclusively wears black & gray but denies being a goth. Her favorite noises to make are “Puhhhhhh”, “UGHHHHHH”, ,LiSTeN!”, “Interesting…….”, “Sir/Ma’am!”. But her ultimate favorite is “OSUUUUU!” Her guilty pleasure is playing video games. She is the Princess of Sitting in the Back of Class and Patron Saint of Participation. May our queen, group mom, and best friend reign forever.
Hannabis Marie D-juana by dianasaurus rex October 25, 2022
Djuan
A typical person. Not so intelligent, but I guess they can be a little funny. Okay, no they can't. Anyways, Djuan would be the person to be annoying and just copy stuff, so avoid them you know? I got lots more to say, but I can't say it here, I can, BUT IT'S REALLY BAD LOLOL
Awesome Person: Hey there is Djuan
Awesome Person 2: Don't you hate him? I though he was annoying!
Awesome Person: Perfect example of his personality! I agree with you bro!
Awesome Person 2: K I'll tell my friends about how annoying he is!
Djuan: WAH WAH WAH IM SAD NOW
Everyone Else: HAHHAHAHA YOU SUCK!
Awesome Person 2: Don't you hate him? I though he was annoying!
Awesome Person: Perfect example of his personality! I agree with you bro!
Awesome Person 2: K I'll tell my friends about how annoying he is!
Djuan: WAH WAH WAH IM SAD NOW
Everyone Else: HAHHAHAHA YOU SUCK!
Djuan by boboobobobob May 23, 2017
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