cyclomethane

It's an impossible structure in organic chemistry, along with cycloethane. The lowest cyclic structure is cyclopropane. For all the non-chem people, think about it like this. There's no polygon with 1 side or 2 sides. The polygon with the lowest number of sides is a triangle with 3 sides.

* in Orgo class *
Kid who thinks they're cool: Excuse me teacher, how does one draw le CYCLOMETHANE?! HAR HAR HA...
Teacher, who doesn't want to deal with this kid: * slaps kid in the face with the textbook * Get out of my class RN, pleb!
* kid runs out of class crying *

cyclomethane by TSALB MOOB January 6, 2019

cyclomute 

verb:

to travel back and/or forth regularly by bicycle, tricycle, unicycle or similar human powered vehicle (as between where you are and where you want to be)

Lacking the desire to climb in to a motorized vehicle, Yehuda decided to cyclomute to work. He was laughed at by the 'regular' commuters... who were stuck in traffic.

cyclomute by BykMor June 4, 2010

cytometer 

1. Hell on earth. It will literally kill your soul. You should never utter the word cytometer because the photon gods will kill you.

2. Fancy ass cell counter. Not all that impressive unless you are trying to pad your resume.

3. Science box with lasers. Cannot get you laid.

4. End of the line science gadget for retard graduate students to waste time on.

5. I hate my life, after cytometry

You work on a cytometer?
Yeah!
I'm breaking up with you.

cytometer by laserface444 February 25, 2011

cockometer 

a girl who has had sex with so many guys that she has a scientific database from which to rate a guy's dick large or small

My friend siobhan is an excellent cockometer

cockometer by TAmac911 July 12, 2010

cocklometer 

=girl's whore-ish-ness

The intent of the equation is to remain simple. For this reason, any kind of modifiers such as girth, multiple partners at the same time, race (relating to larger or smaller memebers), etc. will not be used. The overall intent of the "cocklometer" is to simply define a woman's whore-ish-ness, similar to an odometer on a car.

A few assumptions were made to reach the final product. Assume the average man to have a 6" member. Also assume the average sexual encounter to be approximately 10 minutes long, with one pump/second. Since there are 3,320 feet/kilometer. This roughly correlates to 5 sexual encounters and a quickie (or 5.5 for easy math) to make one cocklometer. Defined as follows:

(6"(2)/rep)=(1'/rep) - once for the penetration, once for the pull out.

(1'/rep)(5.5 encounters)(600 reps/encounter)=roughly 3,320'=1km

So with those assumptions we derrived:

(x/5.5)n=cocklometer=girl's whore-ish-ness

where x = number of sexual encounters
and n = number of partners

Girl one: She's such a whore, she banged Brian 5 full times and then a quickie at his parent's house last week.

Girl two: "(5.5/5.5)1=1 cocklometer", not too bad.

cocklometer by Iron_M1ke January 2, 2012

Psychometric cockometer 

A psychic measuring rod that allows you to immpute the length of your ex girls new boyfriends penis

The psychometric cockometer pegs him at a girthy 9.375 inches

Psychometric cockometer by D Flawless December 26, 2023