Cybersecurist

A Cybersecurist is a professional who studies, develops, applies, or otherwise deals with computer security.

Computer network security logs can be filtered to help cybersecurists better defend the institution's information systems.

Cybersecurist by Erniesquared February 26, 2010

Cybersecurity 

Cybersecurity is system of computer technology that protects and integrates global interconnected information technology infrastructure.

cybersecurity is protecting global interconnected computers

Cybersecurity by s j tubrazy May 12, 2015

Cybersecurity 

The illusion of preventing human mistakes by technical means

User1: "Hey Bob, the Cybersecurity department said we need to change our passwords today. I have run out of names to use."
User2: "Damn. I still have one left. Hang on, let me write it down on this post-it just in case."

Cybersecurity by #rm -rf November 16, 2016

Cybersecurity 

Cybersecurity is system of computer technology that protects and integrates global interconnected information technology systems.

Cybersecurity is system of computer technology that protects and integrates global interconnected computers

Cybersecurity by s j tubrazy May 13, 2015

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019