Cyberialis

A cure for Cyberectional Dysfunction. Similar to Cialis, but with less spam and more occupational therapy.

Subject B: I think I need some Cyberialis...
Subject A: Whys that?
Subject B: Every time I see a naked Mithra... I don't get a Cyberection ; ;
Subject A: Dude I think you need to talk to your White Mage about your condition...

by Aerwyn November 27, 2007

Cybernality

Cybernality is an individual persons online social networking image. It is the virtual extension of a person, how they present themselves to the world via the internet.

Her facebook page presents a different cybernality to the world.

by jb1969 September 19, 2009

cyberballs

Having intimidating characteristics over e-mail or instant messenger, but is timid and shy during face-to-face interactions.

He had cyberballs in his e-mail, but when I saw him in person he did not have the same level of conviction.

by CraigLox June 9, 2007

Cyberholism

noun
1.the condition of being an cyberholic.
2. the most common known cause of calloused fingers.
3. what you have when you become adept at multitasking both typing and masturbation.

1.Jonny couldnt look at the keyboard without his hands shaking or getting a hardon ...thats when he knew he had become a cyberholic.
2. when someone says hello to you in a online chat room and you get instantly aroused.
3. Hallucinations :an illusion that the person is (cyber) sexually appealing to someone else.

Early Warning Signs:
1. Spastic fingers
2. If you have ever lied about how much you cyber.
3.If the sound of typing makes you wet.
4. If your home page is set to SexChat.com.
5.If just by reading the word cyber you start humping your keyboard.
6. Buying a computer because it looked sexy on your desk at home.
7. the letters "O" ,"H" and "M" are worn out on your keyboard example "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!"
8. You buy a plastic keyboard cover... just incase you get lucky.
9. Getting so frustrated by not finding someone to cyber that you start pming yourself just so you dont fall out of practise.
10 ... You understand all the jokes in these examples. If so, my friend, technology has taken over your sex life. We suggest, for your own good, that you go lie under the first sexually uninhibited (real) person you can find. And don't take your laptop.

by PervertedClownMaster & PCMs~christine~ August 14, 2004

Cyberballs

Cyberballs - When little punk ass butt hurt individuals get on the internet and leave comments , voice/force their opinion on everyone in the comment section because they are hidden behind a screen name and I.P. Address , and if given the chance they would keep quite if face to face with the person they are talking shit to on the internet

Sometimes when i am on line i hate reading comments from little punk ass bitches who have Cyberballs when they hidden behind their screen names and tucked away in their houses , thinking they are little bad asses

by Wehoprince September 30, 2016

Cybersadist

A person who finds humor in watching people experience pain or discomfort strictly online and not in a face-to-face setting. If in a real life scenario, the person would most likely be uncomfortable or sad, which is the opposite of how they would feel if they watched the same event online.

Guy 1: I found it funny when I watched that woman get shot 10 times in the back on liveleak.
Guy 2: Dude, how would you feel if you were watching that unfold before your eyes?
Guy 1: I would be scared shitless!
Guy 2: That Makes you a Cybersadist

by Bowling7f February 15, 2023