Cyberblumpkin'

When a guy is sitting on the shitter dropping a deuce while video chatting with a nude women on his laptop.

Jacob: Is Mike in there skyping with that chick while pinching one off?

Dane: Yeah don't hate man he is getting a cyberblumpkin'

by Team Grizzly December 4, 2011

cyber blumpkin

The act of taking a dum, crap, or shit while chatting to a man and/or woman about getting a blowjob.

My favorite new activity is cyber blumpkin. I don't even have to get of the toilet and I can cyber!

by Matt H. (KoS) April 26, 2006

Cyber Blumpkin

The act of receiving cunnilingus or felatio while playing video games.

Last night I was receiving a cyber blumpkin from some noob, so I grabbed a keyboard, wrapped my arms around their back, and proceeded to play SWTOR for the next 15 minutes.

by JaemX December 12, 2012