(Pronounced: kir-king) A simulteanous combo of jerking off while crying. Usually accompanied by pictures of your ex or mental visons of a tough breakup.
"I think Zak is going emo on us. After Vanessa dumped him, I caught him cerking it to old yearbook photos of her. I haven't seen a man cry that hard in a long time."
The evolution of lurking for a prolonged period of time with no movement from the original position. Long enough to open up shop and begin clerking.
Me: yo that cars been parked down the block with the headlights on for like 2 hrs now. Friend: they’re probably just smoking too man calm down. Me: nah dude motherfuckers set up shop and steady clerking right now.
v. in gerund; to dance flapping your arms (like a chicken), occasionally while turning in a circle and looking pleased with yourself. can be done in a long row called "giant caterpillar".