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(Pronounced: kir-king) A simulteanous combo of jerking off while crying. Usually accompanied by pictures of your ex or mental visons of a tough breakup.
"I think Zak is going emo on us. After Vanessa dumped him, I caught him cerking it to old yearbook photos of her. I haven't seen a man cry that hard in a long time."
Cerking by B-caine January 11, 2009
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Cherking 

To twerk while seated in ones chair. Typically a hit with the nursing community at the nurses station. Other chair friendly locations are catching on.
Cherking by Jobelhoff March 11, 2015

Clerking 

The evolution of lurking for a prolonged period of time with no movement from the original position. Long enough to open up shop and begin clerking.
Me: yo that cars been parked down the block with the headlights on for like 2 hrs now. Friend: they’re probably just smoking too man calm down. Me: nah dude motherfuckers set up shop and steady clerking right now.

Cherking 

v. in gerund; to dance flapping your arms (like a chicken), occasionally while turning in a circle and looking pleased with yourself. can be done in a long row called "giant caterpillar".
"we did some amazing cherking at the pub last night"
Cherking by RollingAlong September 22, 2013

cweaking 

Ya, she's cweaking right now...
cweaking by Cweaky October 19, 2013
the act of 3 men standing in the formation of a circle cuddling while jerking each other off
I'd love to get cerking with you tonight boys
Cerking by PENISGOBBLER12369420 August 19, 2022