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cutest girl by anonymous January 21, 2019
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Cutest Girl Ever
Cutest Girl Ever by Lizettelover October 23, 2022
Cutest Girl Ever
Could only ever be the lamest handle in all of urban dictionary land. This self given title is obviously a joking play on words because anyone that could call themselves this name and then give a definition that’s so low and cruel must be because they are they’re one and only fan. This “person” is obviously the furthest thing from being cute inside or out. IRL they are ugly af and end up fat and friendless because of just how mean they truly are.
Guy; Man did you see the definition that the cutest girl ever wrote in the urban dictionary dang that’s one mean fuckin ugly bitch!
Other Guy; ya she’s obviously her one and only fan of herself! Ratchet ass bitch fakin everyone out! She’s obviously top ten of the worlds ugliest females! Farthest thing from cutest girl could ever be!
Other Guy; ya she’s obviously her one and only fan of herself! Ratchet ass bitch fakin everyone out! She’s obviously top ten of the worlds ugliest females! Farthest thing from cutest girl could ever be!
Cutest Girl Ever by CrazyBrains420 July 25, 2024
Cutest Girl Ever
noun | /ˈkju .tɪst ɡɜ rl ˈɛv.ər/
An exceptionally charming, radiant, and effortlessly lovable individual whose presence brightens rooms, softens hearts, and leaves lasting smiles. Often characterized by a unique mix of kindness, laughter, warmth, and beauty that transcends trends or filters.
An exceptionally charming, radiant, and effortlessly lovable individual whose presence brightens rooms, softens hearts, and leaves lasting smiles. Often characterized by a unique mix of kindness, laughter, warmth, and beauty that transcends trends or filters.
Cutest Girl Ever by AnonymousIly068391 July 31, 2025
the cutest girl in the library
a phrase used to describe an intellectual girl who also happens to be incredibly attractive.
she may embrace such things as post-modern feminism, russian literature, left-wing or third party politics, and string theory, but you probably don't care about any of that because you're too busy trying to figure out how to get into her pants.
this rare and fascinating creature probably speaks at least one other language fluently, and could kick your ass at trivial pursuit.
she is most certainly out of your league.
she may embrace such things as post-modern feminism, russian literature, left-wing or third party politics, and string theory, but you probably don't care about any of that because you're too busy trying to figure out how to get into her pants.
this rare and fascinating creature probably speaks at least one other language fluently, and could kick your ass at trivial pursuit.
she is most certainly out of your league.
horny bastard: "dude, check out that girl in the horn-rimmed glasses."
generic wingman: "she's one of those brainy chicks, man. she's the cutest girl in the library."
horny bastard: "too bad. i'd hit that."
generic wingman: "she's one of those brainy chicks, man. she's the cutest girl in the library."
horny bastard: "too bad. i'd hit that."
the cutest girl in the library by tangerine kicks daisies October 30, 2009
The cutest girl
Luna 💜
Luna is the cutest girl ever!
The cutest girl by Ingenious0range January 18, 2023
The Cutest Girl Alive
Allison Marrello is know to be the cutest girl ever to be put on the planet so called Earth and she will be married happily to her husband along with 2 kids.
She is the cutest girl alive
The Cutest Girl Alive by Your Husband 💍 September 29, 2020
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