Custom Woodcraft

A once thriving residential building contractor in the mainline suburbs of Philadelphia which grew from hard work of many talented carpenters and through word of mouth became the go to builder for some of the more wealthy and influential residents of this area. Once well respected and known for its leadership and talented diverse crew and a Dominican guy and a washed up cokehead Eagles fan which excelled in high quality work until the late 2000’s when the long slow process of the changing of hands in ownership to the next generation quickly brought in new practices of betrayal, over charging, and a drug induced I don’t give a fuck mentality to old and new customers alike. Often robbing Peter to Pay Paul like techniques and the new norm in which paying sub contractors was optional, mostly months after billing if at all. There final years they got by on pure luck if even finishing a job at all. When the cloud of smoke settled the leader still was reported missing and on the run. (Probably getting high)The last known employees were seen withdrawing from a job site like American soldiers leaving the embassy in Vietnam in the final days trying not to be over run by subs, inspectors, and home owners.

All gave some , Some gave all

Forty years of hard work to build up Custom Woodcraft was all destroyed by a pill popping, spoiled dick who was handed everything and still failed.

Andrew the electrician is still waiting for a check from Custom Woodcraft.

Rick the painter and his companion Terry are just two examples of what could have been if. It for Custom Woodcraft.

Now that Custom Woodcraft is no more, Jose now owns a tire shop he acquired from a loan he got from sucking off a rich 70 year old college professor.

Custom Woodcraft by Fyou123 May 14, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008