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Custard No Mustard

custard no mustard is a term to describe something like a place or thing or event that is good, fun, exciting or went exactly as planned. It's a unique and kinda cringy way to express positive feelings.

The opposite of mustard no custard.

(The ironic part is I fucking love mustard, but in this context, custard is the "sweet" part.)
"Yo, this party is pure custard no mustard man! The music is fire, the vibes are perfect, and everything is going exactly as planned. LETS FUCKIN GO!"

Mustard No Custard

Mustard No Custard is a term to describe something like a place or thing or event that is bad, not fun, frustrating or didn't go as planned it's a unique and kinda cringy way to express negative feelings

(the ironic part is i fucking love mustard)

Opposite of Custard No Mustard
"Yo, this party is mustard no custard man, the music is fire and everyone is here! LETS FUCKIN GO!"

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026