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King Curtis

A temperamental seven year old who possesses an unbelievable amount of power in his kingdom(house). He can be found at demolition derbies, eating chicken nuggets or fiercely guarding his stash of bacon. He strongly dislikes fitness instructors named Joy, and you'll never see his face again if you make him feel like he's a "sorry person".
Example 1:
*Joy takes away his bacon*
King Curtis: Hey! I need to tell ya something! Bacon is good for me!

Example 2:
*King Curtis storms to his room*
King Curtis: Out of the blue, she thinks she's a smart lil girl and she can do whatever she wants. No! That's not what she can do in mah family. She acting like she the queen, and we're the sorry people!
King Curtis by Donald Reynolds June 17, 2013
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Sodapop Curtis 

A character from the Outsiders; completely beautiful. He is gorgeous. Book by S.E. Hinton
Girl 1: I love Sodapop Curtis so much!
Girl 2: You make a move toward him and I will rip you limb from limb.
Girl 1: Ummm...
A word that can be used by all ages. Tis a
wild card in the English language. Means
anything you want it to. Actual meaning
changes and is never disclosed to others.
I am having a very curmish day.
Curmish by Curman July 5, 2022

Cuntishness 

Cuntishness is the habitual studied indifference to the needs and aspirations of anyone, not yourself, where a reasonable accommodation of those external stakeholderships would, at little or no transaction cost, satisfy said external subjects needs mightily.
Dimu behaved with cuntishness when explained that he did not care that I had been sick as he required me to complete a task.
Cuntishness by dave4 August 31, 2018

Curtis Wood 

an erection that a heterosexual man gets when thinking of or from looking at another man.
I don't want you to think I'm gay, but I got curtis wood after seeing Brad Pitt shirtless in Troy.
Curtis Wood by brownwood August 22, 2011

Curtis Ward

Curtis is the former guitarist of the deathcore band Bring Me The Horizon. He worked with them on their EP This Is What The Edge Of Your Seat Was Made For, and for their first two albums Count Your Blessings and the amazing Suicide Season. Curtis was born deaf in one ear, and partially blind. As he could not afford earplugs every time he was playing he was damaging his other ear, which developed a bad ringing in it, which increased every time he played so much that he ended up having to smoke weed just to get him high enough to sleep at night.

Curtis was in a Metallica tribute band with Bring Me The Horizon lead guitarist Lee Malia (also Curtis' best friend) before they were in Bring Me The Horizon.

Curtis left Bring Me The Horizon after the Taste Of Chaos tour in America.
Stupid person: 'Curtis Ward is just a pretty face, he doesn't care about his music, he just cares about the haircut!'

Normal person: 'Fuck off, Curtis is damaging his hearing and giving up so much for this music, so if you think otherwhise you can go fuck yourself because you have no clue what shit he has been through!'
Curtis Ward by artgenbheijin March 29, 2009