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Curse of Craig 

You are suffering from "Curse of Craig" when Microsoft Teams decides to play hide and seek with your online status, acting all mysterious and crashing like it's auditioning for a sci-fi thriller. Additionally, when the crash hits, it's like Teams just dropped the mic and left the building.

It's like Craig, the mischievous Teams gremlin, decided to mess with your vibes. Your status? Offline. Your sanity? Hanging by a thread. It's the Teams version of a glitchy rollercoaster, throwing unexpected loops and turns when you least expect it. You're sending messages into the void, hoping against hope that your coworkers don't think you've ghosted the whole squad.

So, next time Teams decides to play hide-and-seek with your online presence, just know you've fallen victim to the Curse of Craig.
As I was gearing up for the most crucial virtual meeting of the week, the Curse of Craig hit me like a rogue wave.
Curse of Craig by GarroshIcecream January 17, 2024
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