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churnalism 

Term coined by author Nick Davies to describe poor practices of modern day journalists who "churn" or recycle news stories off the wire or internet without appropriate critical investigation.
Where once journalists were seen travelling out and about in the search for facts, a large majority are now, literally, chained to their desks waiting for the next major scoop; eager to be the first to report on the topic and thus draw traffic to their news sites... this is churnalism.
churnalism by Kimberly Lester April 21, 2008
Adjective used as vocative to denote affection, either real of fake. Abbreviation of "primo carnal" which is first cousin in Spanish, to denote that you consider the other person as part of your close family.
YOU: ¿Quiubo, carnal?

YOUR BUDDY: Aquí no más, esperando a mi morra.
carnal by TOTESDUMPKFE May 12, 2021

The Carnal Lie

When a woman you've picked up at a bar (or elsewhere)or at the end of a first date has sex with you and tells you "I never do this," when you are just pretty damn sure she's full of shit.
Nicole took me back to her trailer, got undressed, and commenced telling me the carnal lie. At the time, I really didn't mind.

Cornalized

To have performed the act of being an Anal Intruder or even a Rectal Spelunker. Included in the act could have been a little bit of being a Bung Tonguer or a Bum Sniffer. To be cornalized is only offical if you totally gush your load deep in her stink star.
Larry: Hey Chuck, why are acting like your walking on air?

Chuck: Man I had a helluva great weekend!

Larry: You get laid or something?

Chuck: Not only did I get laid, Linda was the best Bag Lapper ever and I Cornalized her with passion, spurting the largest load I ever had deep in her balloon knot. She came like you wouldn't believe. Screaming into her pillow.

Larry: You lucky fuckin dog!!

cunnalinguist 

Able to send her to heaven in a matter of seconds, John was a true cunnalinguist in the bedroom.
cunnalinguist by TJ Johnson January 6, 2008
Any vato your close to. Could be a brother, cousin, homie, uncle, anybody. For a female, its Carnala. Literally translate to "Brother"
Chuey: Were you from buster!
Manny: CV118 Pocos Pero Locos!
Casper: Its cool Chuey, he's mi carnale.
Carnale by 1Casper3 January 25, 2009