CurPlunkin

When your girlfriend is sitting on the toilet and you walk up; she puts your c&@k in her mouth and gives you a BJ. Thats a CurPlunkin.

My girl gave me the best CurPlunkin this morning you have to try it,

by MR CurPlunkin April 16, 2022

Cumclunking

When 2 people nut on each other at the same time

Hey bro let's start cumclunking
Yo I was cumclunking with this guy yesterday

by Nut eater May 16, 2023

cumplumkin

A large, short, unattractive female who wants nothing more than a penis from anyone who will give it to her.

Guy #1: Dude, check out that cumplumkin over there. She totally wants you!
Guy #2: Yea I know, but she's so ugly!
Guy #1: So what! Just turn the lights off and let her blow you!

by Mr. Keith Stone September 23, 2010

Carplanking

When a car signals to turn but instead parks horizontally for an undefined period of time and the driver doesn't get out of the vehicle for the entire duration of the stop.

Dude the guy is signaling to stop but he is not getting out.
Don't worry. Her's carplanking.

by W4rden July 24, 2011