Cup of Mo

decaffeinated coffee; a.k.a. Decaf; The loophole for Mormon coffee drinkers that want to get into the celestial kingdom but don't want to sacrifice their hot drink. This beverage has all the properties of coffee without the naughty drugs inside it.

Thomas S. Monson never starts his day without a good ol' Cup of Mo so he can be up and ready to battle Satan's forces in the Latter Days.

Cup of Mo by Schnazzle G December 16, 2016

Morning Cup of Tea 

The first urination of the day.

Guy: Good morning sweetie.
Girl: Good morning.
Guy: I'm going to go make my morning cup of tea.
Girl: I hope it's a good one.

Morning Cup of Tea by Dode May 25, 2009

Morning Cup of Hoe 

Sex with a slut/prostitute before your daily schedule.

Random Dude #1: What did you do this morning?
Random Dude #2: Nothing. Just had my morning cup of hoe.
Random Dude #1: Nice... who'd u do it with?
Random Dude #2: Oh... just a whore.

Morning Cup of Hoe by MiNdLeSsSeLfInDuLgEnCe January 17, 2009

neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup.

Moxxie's first coffee order from Helluva Boss episode 6, "Truth seekers"

"what do you want mox?", " I'll have a neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. they always spell it foxy or Roxy, i hate that. If you cant handle that i'll have a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."

neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. by VoidPineapple August 23, 2021