Cunty Blumpkin 

similar to the traditional Blumpkin but designed for the womans pleasure. Oral stimulation of a female while she proceeds to squeeze out her tampon into the toilet.

I gave my girlfriend a Cunty Blumpkin last night and it was delicious to the taste and very desirable.

Cunty Blumpkin by Damian MacNeill February 5, 2009

Cunty Blumpkin 

A real fly ass homie who you cant find any other words to describe, cause they are both your cousin and your dad. Usually within the confines of a trailer park or hobo shanty village.

What it do my cunty blumpkin? I aint seen you in a min. You got that crack?

Cunty Blumpkin by amanblah December 8, 2018

cuntry blumpkin

The act of giving someone head while the recipient is defecating in an outhouse.

I hear Miley Cyrus gives a great cuntry blumpkin!

cuntry blumpkin by shank6 December 7, 2009

cunty bumpkin 

n. An individual who lives in the countryside, and is a cunt.

"That cunty bumpkin just nabbed my sprouts"

cunty bumpkin by ClownBoy June 21, 2006

cuntry blumpkin

Licking a woman's pussy to the point of orgasm while she sits on a toilet and defecates.

In a moment in evolutionary history, Skeeter thought, "My sister done blumpkin me all the time. Maybe I can do that for her." And the first cuntry blumpkin was performed...with mixed results for Skeeter got many splinters on his chin from the outhouse's wood toilet.

cuntry blumpkin by onendone January 7, 2011

Cuntry Blumpkin

A blumpkin performed by an inbred redneck

Damn, that hillbilly Shannon gives a mean cuntry blumpkin!

Cuntry Blumpkin by RollyMoFo January 3, 2023

blumpkin county 

A geopolitical region in the state of Georgia where residents perform felacio on tourists penis while said tourist is on the toilet talking a shit.

Lets go to blumpkin county Georgia, & get blumpkins

blumpkin county by Ampresandman December 15, 2011