cuntlery

Any object specifically designed for insertion into the vagina.

Julie had a wide variety of cuntlery with which she pleased her pussy on a daily basis.

by Jonnyguano September 20, 2005

Cuntlery

When you are going down on a women but you are a classy gentleman

Husband: Want me to go down on you?
Wife: Okay but use the good cuntlery that my mum got us for our wedding

by A.P P.H L.C J.B January 24, 2016

cuntlery

Excessively ridiculous metalware increasingly worn by new-age crusties in their body piercings.

You don't want to get into a fight with all that cuntlery hanging off your face.

Look at the cuntlery on that asshole.

Look at all those piercings; stupid cunt.

by Edinbud August 20, 2007

Cuntlery

Like the term "Tool" but for women.

"That bitch is such a piece of cuntlery."

Also, any form of item used by said cunt.

by UserName March 10, 2015

Cuntlery

Posting on Facebook in a snarky way, specifically to ridicule or poke fun at someone else that is also trying to snark. Reverse-snarkism.

"I made a reference to a song LOL That's' how much I cared. Until the ageist cuntlery began. Then I realized who I was dealing with."

by Brock Landers September 17, 2019

cuntlery

its when the cutlery is serving cunt.

it can be used in many sentences.
for example:
exmp.1 dayum that fork is serving cuntlery.
exemp.2 thats some cuntlery shit

by cuntyfork December 15, 2023

Cutlery Drawer

When more than two people are spooning it becomes a cutlery drawer

Can I join in with the spooning? Sure! We can make a cutlery drawer!

by Basicallytbf. August 18, 2015