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cunttery 

The inherited behavior of cunts, how cunts behave, the collection of cunt-like actions that make the lives of those around them a complete hell.
I can't stand the cunttery whenever that cunt is around. I am throwing all the cunttery at him so that he stops hitting on me
cunttery by CountVonfingerbang January 31, 2023
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When someone consistently, and in epic proportions, messes around with someone else's life.
What he did is fucking cuntery in the extreme.
cuntery by Distinctly Female June 14, 2018

cuntlery 

Any object specifically designed for insertion into the vagina.
Julie had a wide variety of cuntlery with which she pleased her pussy on a daily basis.
cuntlery by Jonnyguano September 20, 2005
1. The behavior of arch-bitches.
2. Blanket term to describe the behavior of women who assume the societal prerogatives traditionally reserved for men.
'Hark! Methinks the most fell cuntery was afoot this eve.'--- Attributed to John Wayne Bobbit's ambulance driver c. 1993
Cuntery by Mo Dixley September 3, 2005
The actions of someone who is being a cunt. Unfair actions towards their friends. And as well as their narcissistic tendencies to never apologize for anything, ever.
"Wow! What a cunt. I can't believe their cuntery."
cuntery by -The Awesome Person! March 25, 2022

Cuntlery 

When you are going down on a women but you are a classy gentleman
Husband: Want me to go down on you?
Wife: Okay but use the good cuntlery that my mum got us for our wedding
Cuntlery by A.P P.H L.C J.B January 24, 2016
1. Acting in a cunt like manner

2. Getting others to behave in a cunt like manner
What kind of cuntery is this?
Cuntery by FtMyersArtist August 8, 2009
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