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Cuntyology 

Is the study of the behavioural patterns and reproductive methods of theUncle Cunty. Mini Uncle Cunties have begun to spread throughout society and there is a need to find a biological method of culling before they become a scourge similar to that of the Cane Toad.
What are you doing at university? I am doing a Bachelor of Science, majoring in Cuntyology.
If I do well in my Cuntyology course I may be able to rid the world of Uncle Cunties

Cuntology 

The study of cunt like behavior on all it's forms. How to be a cunt.
The online Cuntologyv101 course will prepare you to alienate all your friends, family and associates with extreme vigor and effectiveness.

cuntology 

The study and interpretation of cunt size, smell, and viscosity
My brother Henry has an MBA in Cuntology
cuntology by Cunty McCunter June 11, 2006

cuntologist

Oh dear there appears to be something green there best I see my cuntologist
cuntologist by Dr Cunterman February 18, 2005

Cuntology 

The study of the word cunt and it’s many uses ( good and bad) for greater good of the English language
“Have you got any lessons today?”
“Yeah I’ve got cuntology with Professor Renner”
Cuntology by Ibiza2k21 July 12, 2021

cuntology 

the study and maintainence of being a complete liability and absolute areshole
people who study cuntology are usually pissed, have no money and remain a social outcast during their sobriety.
cuntology by dan bash July 24, 2007
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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