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Plural collective term of cunt. not literally. Used in particular in describe a bunch of tossers (again not literally..well..)
you walk into what u think is a normal pub, but it turns out that everyone is a wannabe-DJ-with-an-aloof-manner and you say, "Boy, there's a lot of cuntage here tonight."
cuntage by maculate February 6, 2005
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being like a massive cunt
My algebra 2 teacher is full of such cuntage.
cuntage by Ryan Jackson March 11, 2004
Cuntage -pronounced: cun-tage - used to describe an event or a group of cunts (for group use plural-Cuntages) can be good or bad but it is mostly good things
example 1;'oi mate did you go to that party yesterday it was well cuntage' example 2; 'you f00kin cuntages'
Cuntage by SodaBread October 24, 2017
used to describe unwanted people on the internet, or moderators/navigators on chat sites
"get fucking lost you unwanted cuntage"

"that navigators a right cuntage"
cuntage by ladycazzeh July 4, 2006
decent vagina acquired by means of mad cuntness. It's also a descriptive word used in the context of porn.
timmo says to patto man your a mad cunt, why thankyou timmo u fuckin mad dawg lets use this acquired gift of mad cuntness to get us some cuntage.
cuntage by webbo and richo April 20, 2009
The absolute CUNTAGE of this place is immaculate.
cuntage by glizzydilf November 8, 2022

cuntage cheese

The white residue left on a pussy after running, workout, or a long day. similar to fromunda cheese, but for girls
I was going to go down on her, then i noticed the cuntage cheese and made a smart decision
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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