Cunt-stache
Cunt-stache by Cozza and Matt co May 23, 2020
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cunt satchel
A person who is such an extreme cunt that they hold multiple cunts within their person. Like a satchel.
'Yesterday Todd and a bunch of his follower friends were here making fun of and harassing the kids who live across the street. Todd is such a cunt satchel.'
cunt satchel by Dizzzavid February 13, 2015
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cuntstache
The day after stubble from shaving around the snatch that often causes an unpleasant and annoying scratching feeling. Also can be used to describe someone who is irritating.
cuntstache by Rob Tek December 31, 2008
Cuntstache
After giving oral sex to your girlfriend, wife, or mistress; one may have a 'cuntstache'. This is when the saliva or woman juice gets all over your chin and gives you a remarkably slimy goatee. This can in turn, lead to a rash or possibly herpes.
Peter: Hey dude, you met up with Linda last night?
Jimmy: Yeah man, i gave her oral...
Peter: Dude you have a rash..
Jimmy: Oh yeah, that's my cuntstache, i need to go to the doctors and check it out.
Jimmy: Yeah man, i gave her oral...
Peter: Dude you have a rash..
Jimmy: Oh yeah, that's my cuntstache, i need to go to the doctors and check it out.
Cuntstache by RyanJWN November 20, 2013
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.