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Cunt Tease 

The Male equivalent of a cock tease. A sexy man who refuses to date other women keeping himself to himself and not sharing the bounty with others.
Eric and Andy next door are cunt teases!
Cunt Tease by Claire & Michelle December 9, 2008

cunt tease 

I female that appears to be a lesbian and hits on other lesbians. But when the second lesbian tries to get sexual and the first lesbian then stops her, the first lesbian is now a cunt tease. She was teasing the second lesbian's cunt.
Susan thought she would have sex with Amy, but Susan soon found out Amy was just another cunt tease.
cunt tease by Timmy6981 January 18, 2006

cunt-tease

Male version of a cocktease. He flirts with girls, excites them and wont give em any.

Other names,

Pussytease
Snatchtease
Poontease
Poontangtease
Vaginatease
Bitchtease

The list goes on.
He rubs me up and down but never goes to the candy store!
cunt-tease by Frustrated September 29, 2003

cunt teaser 

The male opposite of a cock tease. These men will do anyting to get you off, but when you want to fuck them, they'll say no with some lame excuse about being married or something.
"I met the hottest guy last night at the club! We've been dancing and flirting all night and when I was so wet that I wanted him right there and then, he told me he had to go home to his wife"

"What a cunt teaser"
cunt teaser by A man May 13, 2005

cuntweasel 

1. the ultimate cunt; 2. a total asshole
I cannot believe you told my ex that I cheated on him. You're a total cuntweasel.
cuntweasel by Intervocalic July 11, 2005

cuntweasel 

someone who steals your work or ideas
Those cuntweasels stole my idea for a study!
cuntweasel by elorad March 17, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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