Cunt Melon

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a person who has opportunities to get with girls but never does

Daniel is a Cunt Melon...he is an attractive guy no homo, but he took this one girl on the beach for 2 hours and ended up doing nothing

Cunt Melon by AndyPrettyBoi April 7, 2011

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Cunt Melon

Somebody who won't get off your ass, but still doesn't know what they're talking about.

"Man, my dad is such a cunt melon."
"HAHAHAHAHAHA"

Cunt Melon by CuntMelon April 15, 2012

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Cunt Melon • fleshy cunt melon • Cuntmeleon • cunt • cunt punch • cunt biscuit • cunt bitch • cunt bunt • cunt stunt • cunt bubble

fleshy cunt melon

something you call your girlfriend/wife if she is being a typical woman..ie, complaining, bitching, nagging and just all round pain in the ass.

woman: i just had my period.

man: stop being a fleshy cunt melon

fleshy cunt melon by neodevon555 February 20, 2011

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cuntmelon

cuntmelon is basically a fuckboi+an asshole+a disrespectful close minded arrogant little cunt

sums up this generation of kids

So I was walking down the hallway, and this cuntmelon from yesterday tried talking to me. asshole cunt douche bag

cuntmelon by lolololololhiguys November 12, 2015

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Cuntmeleon

An unlikable person who changes his/her interests based on who they are with.
(Hybrid word formed by joining cunt and chameleon together.)

Wow Melissa! You once said you hated raquette ball, quit being such a cuntmeleon!

Cuntmeleon by Quality_Control April 16, 2009

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Cuntmeleon

When a woman acts nice and friendly to your face but is a lying, conniving cunt behind your back.

I used to think Marie was pretty chill but turns out she's a cuntmeleon after I heard about that shit she said about me.

Cuntmeleon by O Juan January 14, 2017

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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