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cunt load 

TJ: i'm hungry james
James: don't worry mate, there's a cunt load of rice in the cupboard
cunt load by splank August 23, 2009

Cuntload 

A fucking lot. Similiar to fuckload, but more by a factor of 10. This is due to the increased severity of the prefix.
Yer, I'll bring a cuntload of bread over, we're gonna get the munchies big time on this hydro shit.

cuntload 

(noun) A very large amount. Akin to truckload. Literally, an ample seminal deposit, or load, in the vagina.
I’ve got a cuntload of rubbish to trundle off to the curb.
cuntload by Maleano B May 20, 2010

metric cuntload

A unit of measurement denoting the generic amount of something. The metric cuntload is commonly used in non-American countries such a Canada, that use the the metric system. A metric cuntload is slightly larger than an imperial cuntload.
Mang, I picked a metric cuntload of apples today! Let's make some cider!
metric cuntload by GLaz May 4, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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