term given to a sexually active male that displays the ability to bruise vagina's in the process of sexual intercourse.
Person A: "Dude, my girlfriend's ex-boyfriend was a real cunt bruiser."
Person B: "How can you tell?"
Person A: "Better question, how can't you? Ever seen Saw II?"
Person B: "How can you tell?"
Person A: "Better question, how can't you? Ever seen Saw II?"
by van Orden December 14, 2010
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